First of, let me give you a disclaimer. Despite what you may read below…my Mom and I ARE fairly sane… honestly, we are. We used to do what she calls progressive stories when we lived in Ireland when I was younger. This definitely shows me where I get my sense of humor and imagination. From my Mom!
Tonight we were talking about a few things in text messages such as the blanket that I’m working on trying to finish tonight that is for Paradise Animal Rescue’s fundraiser.
And I asked my Mom: Ever done reverse sc?
The conversation went odd from there:
Mom: Yep I have, once u figure it out its pretty cool lookin
Me: I tried it once and couldn’t wrap my brain around how to do it.
Mom: Work to the right not left
Me:Yeah I know 😛
Mom: Hey! A birdy will poop on your tongue if u keep sticking it out!
Me: I’m inside. No birds in here!
Mom: Well one might come down ur chimney and poop on it.
Me: Glass over fireplace. Birdie can’t come through
Mom: Ahh you forgot the magic birds-so there!
Me: Magic birds don’t eat so they don’t poop!
Mom: There are magic sooper pooper birds. The air makes the poop.
Me: We have an anti-air protection bubble layer over the house. They can’t get through it cuz they would die from lack of air.
Mom: They carry their own oxygen and can pierce all house domes or bubbles.
Me: Penny and Pixie are trained super soldiers and can snatch magic sooper pooper birds out of the air and destroy them before they can even think of pooping.
Mom: Not when the magic sooper poopers can b invisible to special trained cats. They can sooper poop on the cats n it turns to concrete in case the spell wears off the the cats cant get em.
Me: Psycho already implemented a special chip in Penny and Pixie that allows them to see invisible sooper pooper birds and has a chemical that dissolves concrete sooper poop
Mom: Not new n improved supersooper poop 2.0. Just invented n tested 30 seconds ago. The chip is now obsolete.
Me: Psycho hacked the system. She already counteracted the new improved supersooper poop 2.0
Mom: The sooper poopers have another secret diversion weapon that no cats can resist – mighty mice!
Me: Midnight the stealth porch cat spent years developing techniques to resist mighty mice.
Mom: Again these come down the chimney thereby bypassing the mighty porch cat. Yep the come in on the backs of the sooper poopers.
Me: Mighty porch cat uses the porch roof to get to the chimney. And taught the girls inside the resistance techniques
Mom: Resistance is futile! They can outfly any old magic porch cat with their eyes closed and all 4 wings tied behind their backs.
Me: Reverse gravity field prevents the birds from being able to land. Forces them higher and higher in the sky
Mom: Until the hit the thermal porthole n whiz right down the chimney.
Me: The chimney shoots out ice and freezing rain. Fizzling out the thermal porthole
Mom: Not on leapyear day.
Me: Leap year day is the day where all magic ceases because the day shouldn’t exist. So the magic sooper pooper birds are grounded
Mom: Or so youve been led to believe thereby increasing the surprise shock n awe factor when they poop on ur tongue. Hahaha
Me: Nope. My machine in the basement makes sure the magic is stopped on leapyear day
Mom: The one i vandalized and took the thing that makes it magic and is the only one and cant b reproduced so it wont work but u wont know it wont work til u get sooper pooped? Is that the machine u r talking about?
Me: Nope. That’s the decoy machine that you vandalized.
Mom: Lol! Very smart but that was really the decoy decoy u thought u saved!
Me: The real machine is somewhere you don’t even know about.
Mom: But im a mom i know everything!
Me: Not this time!
Mom: Hahaha thats what u think. Guess who controls the whole world. Me n my sooper poopers! Hahahahaha…
Me: My machine is on another world and controls your world!
Mom: We should print this silly conversation.
Me: I was thinking the same thing lol. We are crazy. At least I know where I get it from!
Mom: But my machine controls the entire known universe.
Me: The world my machine is on isn’t in the known universe!